Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Guest post: Where is my pension?

I was queuing at the bank, it was a long queue, when the man in front of me  got chatting about queues and banks and he told me that he was just about to  retire and had found out that his pension fund was 20 per cent less than anticipated. He knew he had been swindled but he did not know how. This is  the result:

Where is my pension?

The Bank boys say

We gamble and you pay - OK

The Eton boys say

We rule and we stay  - Olé

The Work boys say, as is their way

We always fucking pay

But this time no way - Hosea

This time the Bank and the Eton boys pay

There is no other way.




© Andi McNib


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